Tap the rockies? Better than tapping anyone drinking this.

I'm going to give you the following link to view, think about, reflect upon and delight in. Don't you fret -- of course we will be discussing the following at some point in the near future, but I just wanted to ease you into this one (that's what she said) a la Linda Richman-style. So go ahead, sit back, click away, zoom, and enjoy the fuck out of this (only figuratively, for now at least), I'll be back after lunch (i.e. a mere 3-ish hours).

You're welcome.