- Harry Potter
- Jack Dawson, "Titanic" - I'm pretty sure he was a real person too, right?
- Jessie Spano
- Holden Caulfield
- Aslan from "The Chronicles of Narnia"
- Pope JP the Second
- Bill Clinton
- Nancy Grace
- Phyllis Vance
Of course, the Two Fat Ladies would cook a hearty bacon-wrapped feast, centerpieces would be furnished by Martha Stewart while Hope-rah and Gayle would tickle the ivories with their rendition of "Heart & Soul."
IDK if this list even needs explaining - we'll see how we feel tomorrow. Good night, friends.