October 26, 2009

Return to Sender.

IDFK if this was addressed incorrectly or what, but I stumbled across the following little gem of a letter in my mailbox this morning. It reads as follows:

Dear Steve Phillips:

I heard of your recent termination with ESPN. I also received word of your entering a rehabilitation center to address some "personal issues." Sorry I'm not sorry. We all know that's what you get for banging an ugly chick.

Luv Alwayz,
God

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