December 4, 2009

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

Or a God, or whatever, and he doesn't necessarily live at Macy's. He does live within walking distance of Russia, apparently. Anyway, I was sent this, and obvi had to make your day as well. Let's keep our fingers crossed. I will say, for all of you out there that were putting "softcore porn featuring Levi Johnston" on your Christmas list, its time to mark it off, and move the ZhuZhu pets back to the top where they belong.

You're welcome.

1 comment:

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