While I'm digging out those certificates of authenticity (I believe they are in the same storage location as my stamp collection, naturally . . . ) I want you all to do some digging and get the scoop on this whole Moon story, since I don't care enough to do so.
And, please, allow the following song to serve as your soundtrack to this story.
(Who says really, really good pop music can't be adapted to any situation? Certainly not this girl.)