Just real quick, little ones.
When I was growing up my parents always told me that gays and black people (1) can't be trusted; (2) never follow through; (3) don't have jobs; and (4) will cheat on you and leave you pregnant . . . and you know what ? . . . they were fucking right.
Turns out that fame does kill ... each of our chances to see the greatest tour of the century.
Fucking Kanye and Lord Gaga . . . way to jack up my Friday.
(Not that I had tickets yet, but, its the principal, after all)