October 2, 2009


Just real quick, little ones.

When I was growing up my parents always told me that gays and black people (1) can't be trusted; (2) never follow through; (3) don't have jobs; and (4) will cheat on you and leave you pregnant . . . and you know what ? . . . they were fucking right.

Turns out that fame does kill ... each of our chances to see the greatest tour of the century.

Fucking Kanye and Lord Gaga . . . way to jack up my Friday.
(Not that I had tickets yet, but, its the principal, after all)


1 comment:

  1. just because kanye likes fish sticks doesnt mean he's gay! but he did ask to see my penis.